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Andrew Kelley


PLACE OF BIRTH: Unknown. Thought, however, to have been raised by Willow.
WEIGHT: 6,138 lbs. sitting on his pet hippo.
HEIGHT: 9 in. (2ft. 4in. if you count bended knee hight) while sliding across the floor on his back in a moment of passion with his guitar.
ALIASES: Drew, Jimmy Carter, Scottish Prick, The Shredder, Phat-Axe-Kelley, Andrew Keety (according to his Blockbuster Video card).
SCARS/ABNORMAL FEATURES: A map to the lost whereabouts of Gary Coleman tatooed to his back (though he doesn't know how it got there).
INFLUENCES: Ty Tabor, Dave Gilmour, Joe Satriani, Eric Clapton, Harry Robbins Jr., Tony Rice, Phil Keaggy, Santana, Eric Johnson, Joe Perry, Jimmy Page, and Bob Hartman.
WANTED FOR: Questioning involving an assasination attempt on Hootie and the Blowfish with a 1970 Fender Jaguar.
LAST SEEN: Spending time with Will Smith. Apparently Will Smith liked Andrew's idea for a dance that involved a complex yet fun movement of the body to a song about "gettin' jiggy wit' it" -- or something like that. Will also liked Andrew's lyrical additions of "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na." Also seen trying to learn the guitar part for Beverly Hills 90210.

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