BORN: On a hill top in Tennessee
WEIGHT: 1991987.2 grams
HEIGHT: 1.97 yards and a pinch
FAV FOOD: Chicken "Chordin' Blue"
"GITTAR" INFLUENCES: Rory Gallager, Junior Brown, Albert Collins, Albert Lee, Duane Allman, Tony Rice, Steve Gaines, Barry Bailey, Crampton Helmes, Billy Chapman, Lowell George, Mick Taylor, Freddie King, and a dash of Clapton, Hendrix, Beck, Santana, Roy Buchanan, etc
LAST KNOWN WHERE-A-BOUTS: Fondling a '66 Fender Stratocaster in a dark corner of his basement.
ALIAS: Kato, Kento, Strebor, KR, Kerr, Hey you, Yo Bub, Daddy-O.
WANTED FOR: 3rd degree tremelo torking, 2nd degree amp kicking, and 1st degree wire stretching.
SCARS/ABNORMAL FEATURES: Ask his wife